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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Kwentong Barbero: Yahoo Messenger Scandal and Curse Daw

Hay naku kakaiba talaga gumawa ng mga scandal at chain letter ang iba sa atin.. pati ba naman sa YM meron na. Ang nakakatawa rito at medyo hindi ko rin nagustuhan ay ang pagka morbid nito at ang bantang kapag hindi ipinasa ay mangyayari rin ang nangyari kay Marco dun sa taong nagbabasa.

Sadya nga bang mahilig tayong mga Pinoy sa ganitong mga katatakutan o talagang matindi lang ang ating mga imahinasyon. Eto po ang YM Scandal na kumakalat sa Friendster at iba pa...

Ann was chatting on her YM when someone named Marco Mist added her.

She accepted the invitation.

Ann cute:hus ds?

Marco Mist: di mo ako kilala?

Ann cute: di po e

Ann cute: cno po 2?

Marco Mist: sus kunwari ka pa

Ann cute: cno nga 2?!

Marco Mist: ann

Marco Mist: wag

Marco Mist: ka

Marco Mist: na

Marco Mist: magkunwari

Ann cute: kulit mo din noh?

Marco Mist: si marco to

Ann cute: cnong marco?

Marco Mist: ah so kinalimutan mo na ko?

Ann cute: cno ka ba tlga?!

Marco Mist: marco.

Marco Mist: Marco I. Melionza

Ann cute: Marco?!

Marco Mist: at last

Ann cute: OMG!

Ann cute: wag mo nga ako lokohin!

Ann cute: patay na si marco e!

Marco Mist: kaya nga e.

Marco Mist: miss na miss na kita ann

Marco Mist: miss na miss

Ann cute: hindi na to nkktawa

Ann cute: cno 2? jordan? mike?

Ann cute: wag nau kau mgkunwari!

Ann cute: :P

Marco Mist: ann ako nga to

Marco Mist: gus2 mo magwebcam pa ko?

Ann cute: cge ba

Marco turned on his webcam.

Ann cute: O

Ann cute: M

Ann cute: G

Marco Mist: kita mo na?

Ann cute: imposible!

Ann cute: nkita kitang nasagasaan!

Marco Mist: ...

Ann cute: so hndi k tlga ptay?

Marco Mist: patay

Ann cute: wtf?!?!

Ann cute: linawin mo nga

Marco Mist: bumalik ako pra sau

Marco Mist: mhal prin kita ann

Ann cute: marco may bf na ko

Ann cute: si noel

After that, Marco stopped replying and his webcam was paused. But Marco still hasn't signed out. Ann didn't close Marco's webcam just in case Marco broadcasts again.

BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

Ann buzzed 2 times. Still no reply. All of a sudden Marco's webcam was on again
It showed Marco, his head open, bleeding, his whole body full of cuts and open wounds. Marco looked the same way he did when he was hit by a truck. Ann froze in shock.

All of a sudden Marco replied.

Marco Mist: so hindi mo na ako mahal?

Marco signed out. Ann's computer turned off by itself. Then Ann's phone rang.

Ann: Hello?

Jordan: Ann, bad news.

Ann: Ha? Ano?

Jordan: Si Noel.

Ann: Ano nangyari kay Noel?!

Jordan: Nasagasaan siya ng truck.

Ann: (cries)

Jordan: Hello? Ann?

Ann: Nasaan siya?

Jordan: Nasa ********.

Ann: Papunta na ko.

Jordan: Ok.

Ann went to ******** Hospital. Jordan led her to Noel's hospital room. (the hospital name has been censored for privacy)

Jordan: I think kailangan muna kita iwanan dito.

Ann: Yah. Thanks ah.

Jordan left Ann with Noel.

Ann: Noel, wag ka mawala. Dati si Marco, ngayon ikaw. Wag naman o.

Ann hears footsteps from outside. She turns around. To her shock, she sees Marco standing there by the door. Ann screamed. Ann lost her consciousness. When Ann
woke up, she was lying down on a hospital bed.

Ann: Ano nangyari?

Jordan: Hinimatay ka.

Ann: Wow.

Jordan: Akala nga namin kung ano na nangyari sayo e.

Ann: Yeah. But, I think ready na ako umuwi.

Jordan: Sige. Tawagin ko lang si doc.

Jordan leaves. Bloody Marco appears in front of Ann.

Marco: Masaya ka na?

Ann: Ano ba Marco?!

Marco: Kung hindi mo ako kaya mahalin, wala ka nang ibang mamahalin pa!

Ann: Marco, patay ka na!

Marco: Pati si Noel!

Ann: Wala kang kwenta!

Marco: (laughs)

Marco disappeared and Ann started laughing like crazy. When Jordan returned with the doctor, they were both shocked to see Ann, laughing, trying to hurt everyone she sees.

Since then, Ann has lost her mind and got checked in a mental hospital. Ann has never stopped laughing ever since. Marco has never forgiven Ann for finding a new guy.
And Marco has promised that anyone who finds out about his story will suffer the same fate as Ann...

... unless they pass the curse on to other people with the title "YM SCANDAL"


Ayan... curse ka na... sa totoo lang po mga kaibigan ay HINDI TOTOO ANG MGA GANITO AT KAILANMAN AY WALANG KATOTOHANAN.

Kaya kung maaari lamang po ay wag na nating ipasa ang mga ganitong bagay.

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